PROJECT MANAGER BLUES

I’m a project manager, baby.
And I’ll show my plan to you.
I’m a project manager baby, I’ll show you what a WBS can do.
If you like what you see honey, I’ll schedule some time with you.

I’ve got a PERT chart in my laptop, and my tasks are all plain to see.
I’ve got a PERT chart in my laptop, I can build you one for a fee.
I’ll work all night for ya baby, but don’t expect me to work for free.

I can be your best friend darling, if you complete your tasks on time.
I can be your best friend darling, if you keep the scope on the baseline.
Don’t miss your milestone baby, cause a missed date is a terrible crime.

Well I can baseline your plan, and keep your team in line.
I can crash your schedule baby, make you come in on time.
Well I’ll do it all for you, so you won’t have to spend an extra dime.

Well I’m a project manager baby, and I’ve got a task for you.
I’m a project manager baby, let me show you what I can do.
It’s the project manager blues, oh yeah,
I’ve got to find something better to do.